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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 923 — 04-24-25
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⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Panty Raiders (Stockton, CA)
THEY WERE IN need of unmentioinables.
Cops are in pursuit of a pair who ripped off a store months ago.
The perps struck on the early evening of Feb. 4, inside of a merchant located on Pacific Avenue.
They were captured on CCTV stacking several boxes of undies and socks.
Staffers that tried to inhibit them from the shoplift were shoved.
The two then turned on the turbos and fled with the hot merch.
▀ Dressed Up Bank Robbing Duo Flash Gun, Grab Cash… And Run (Akron, OH)
TWO TOUGHS TRIED didn’t go the subtle route to take a bank score.
On Monday, cops say a duo — one flashing a piece and the other serving as a lookout — went to work on the branch of a PNC Bank on Wilbeth Road shortly before 2 p.m.
One crook pulled his pistol and “threatened the on-duty security guard” as his accomplice kept eyes outside.
The one with the gun then leaped over the counter aimed the gun at a bank teller — demanding riches.
They were given a sum and they fled.
The armed one was described as a black man wearing a black hat, a brown curly wig, sports goggle style shades, a light blue poplin, blue jeans and white sneakers.
The lookout was said to be donning a tan bucket hat, a white T-shirt eith tand and black stripes, baggy tan pants, gold chains, and white sneakers.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Suspicious Superstar?! (Clinton, NY)
HIS RIGHT SNEAKER was blowing up.
Joseph Richards, 27, was stopped behind the wheel of his 1995 318TI heading northbound on the Taconic State Parkway.
Cops say he and his cohort riding shotgun, Christopher Mendez, also 27, were questioned by troopers who soon brought in K9 Denver to sniff around.
His nose went straight to Mendez’s white Adidas Superstar shoe — that allegedly stuffed with 115 grams of puro.
Cops also turned up a used glass crack pipe and a small baggie with more cocaine.
HAUL: 115 grams of coke (in Mendez’s right shoe), another baggie of cocaine and a used crack pipe
RAP:
*Richards: Felony criminal possession of a controlled substance, felony driving while ability impaired by drugs with two prior convictions within 10 years, and felony aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.
*Mendez: Felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor use of drug paraphernalia.
▀ Bag Of Blow (Kyle, TX)
A DRIVER WAS caught moving a plastic bag filled with cocaine.
David McNair was picked up traveling along I-35 and found to be holding 256 grams of cocaine, fentanyl-pressed pills, and all kinds of tools of the narco trade: digital scales and baggies.
HAUL: 256 grams of cocaine, fentanyl-pressed pills
RAP: Manufacture and Delivery of a Controlled Substance PG 1 and Possession of Controlled Substance PG 1B, a first-degree felony and a state jail felony
BACKTALK
Amie Bullard-Duke: He’s just carrying it in a Walgreens bag?
Mollie Morgan: Why did I think that was feta cheese at first glance 🤣😩
Brandon Howard: I’ll take the cash if you need to free up space in the evidence room
Jeff Simpson: Start pulling over the people going 70 in the left lane. These are your mules.
John Cibik: Should have made him take all the fentanyl pills he was carrying. Anyone trying to distribute that poison should face automatic unaliving.
▀ Idling For Hours (Livermore, CA)
HE WAS MOVING fast… in a parking spot.
Kaden Wong, 21, was busted for sitting still with the engine on for hours.
When the clock struck 1 a.m. a cop checked ont he car parked in the lot on Kitty Hawk Road.
The chit-chat had officer catching a glimpse of a pistol with an extended magazine resting on the backseat.
A subsequent search sprouted 17.15 grams of cocaine, 19 grams of MJ packaged for sales, a digital scale, a disassembled firearm, additional rounds, a 50-round drum magazine, and a wad of cash suspected to be from drug sales.
HAUL: 17.15 grams of cocaine, 19 grams of MJ packaged for sales, a digital scale, a disassembled firearm, additional rounds, a 50-round drum magazine, and a wad of cash suspected to be from drug sales.
RAP: Multiple gun and drug-related charges, including possession of a controlled substance for sale, possession of a controlled substance while armed with a loaded firearm, and the manufacture, sale, or possession of an undetectable firearm
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Nearly Deaf Metallica Headbanger Ultimately Lowers Volume (Waukesha, WI)
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▀ Reefer Madness (Athens, GA)
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▀ Neighbors v. Neighbors (DUrango, CO)
▀ Schnoz Chomper (Dubuis City, PA)
▀ Trenchcoat Flasher Gives Encore (Denton, TX)
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▀ Woman’s Pizza Purchase Hits Skids (Gillette, WY)
▀ Fizzy Boom (Gillette, WY)
▀ Cupid Misfired At Hank’s (Gillette, WY)
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▀ Fed Up Gym Gal Clobbers Woman Claiming She’s Tired Of Seeing Her There Every Time She Breaks Sweat (Lyndhurst, OH)
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⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ Drunk Driver Takes Car (And Passengers) For Late Night Lake Swim (Greeley, CO)
A SLOSHED DRIVER cannonballed their car into Sanborn Lake.
The driver and four fortunate souls spared injury and survived the landing into the body of water (also known as Greeley Lake West Reservoir.)
Once on hard ground, the driver was arrested for the DUI.
▀ McDonald’s Shooting (Clovis, CA)
CALLS OF A shooting at McDonald’s on THursday had cops shutting down the eatery to investigate.
They arrived after a near 9 p.m distress call of a several shots fired at the destination located on Willow and Nees Avenues