MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1034 — 10-09-25
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⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Clown Creep (Sacramento, CA)
A MAN DONE up like Ronald McDonald was busted for violating two girls who were bodysurfing during Day 4 of Aftershock Festival.
The suspect was taken into custody on Oct. 5 where he was witnessed groping, inappropriately touching, and attempting to/inserting his hands/fingers into female body surfers at the main stage.
The victims were unable to be reached — so security booted the clown and sliced off his wristband.
If the victims do come forward, charges will be brought.
If anyone knows anyone that was, or believes they were sexually assaulted, violated, touched, while crowd surfing, or even just in the crowd, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE contact the Sacramento Police Department . Don’t be scared, feel embarrassed, feel ashamed, or anything else. Come forward so this guy ca be arrested and charged. Don’t let him get away with it.
▀ Gunman Shoots Smokes (Mogfog, Guam)
The Guam Police Department provided the following information about this viral video:
The Guam Police Department is investigating a robbery that took place at the Dededo Shell gas station on October 5, 2025, at 11:03 p.m. No injuries were sustained from the incident.
Preliminary Information: On Oct. 5 around 11:03pm, a cashier at the Dededo Shell gas station was attending to a customer when an unidentified man walked in with a rifle and demanded money. The suspect discharged rounds into the cigarette display case and towards the back office door. The cashier grabbed an undetermined amount of cash from the register and placed it on the counter for the suspect. The suspect grabbed the money and demanded a customer’s car keys and fled in the customer’s car.
The suspect was wearing a camouflage long sleeve hood sweater and red shoes. The bottom half of his face was covered. Anyone with information is asked to call GPD Dispatch at 671-475-8615-7
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⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Grogu Fett Find (Ridgecrest, CA)
A TRAP HOUSE raid ended in a high-speed pursuit.
When Brian Sanders, 61, took off on a dirt bike from his North Alvord Street on home bac on Oct. 1 cops were trailing and initiated a traffic stop.
But Sanders didn’t pull over and attempted to shake the fuzzy tail.
The chase would end at North Brady Street and West Weiman Avenue where he ditched the bike and tried to rely on his feet.
They failed him.
Officers cuffed the suspect and discovered fentanyl on his person.
One officer suffered moderate injuries and was treated at a local hospital before being released.
Detectives then secured a warrant for the home and carried away three-quarters of a pound of methamphetamine, a quarter pound of fentanyl, and more than $12,000.
▀ Bangless (Los Angeles, CA)
A GUN UNIT unloaded crooks’ cache of weaponry, dope, and confiscated wads of cash.
▀ Jamaica Chai (Baton Rouge, LA)
A METH AND marijuana slinging suspect who goes by the moniker “Jamaica” was popped pushing product to undercovers.
Garrett “Jamaica” Taylor, 56, was nabbed on Oct. 1 after investigators logged several sales of trees and crank.
Narcos showed up at the man’s lair with a warrant and bagged 45 grams of meth, 50 grams of marijuana, and more than 10 grams of psilocybin mushrooms — and a tin of chai tea.
HAUL: 45 grams of meth, 50 grams of marijuana, and more than 10 grams of psilocybin mushrooms
RAP: (3) Counts – Distribution of Marijuana (Schedule I), (2) Counts – Distribution of Methamphetamine (Schedule II), (1) Count – Possession of Methamphetamine in Excess of 28 Grams, (1) Count – Possession of Psilocybin Mushrooms (Schedule I), (1) Count – Simple Possession of Marijuana, (1) Count – Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Table Taken (Dickinson, SD)
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▀ Suckered For $1,500 (Brecksville, OH)
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▀ Mom Standoff (Los Gatos, CA)
▀ Lambo Looters Caught Yellow-Handed (Los Gatos, CA)
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▀ Driver With Dope Cargo Tries Striking Gals (Socorro, NM)
▀ Hungry Heister (Socorro, NM)
«SOURCE»
▀ Patient Turns Homicidal (Matanuska-Susitna Valley, AK)
▀ Teens Told To Quit Sending Indecent Pics (Matanuska-Susitna Valley, AK)
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▀ Kaboom (Massilon, OH)
▀ Mask + Crime = No No (Coral Springs, FL)
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▀ Train Tramp (Gillette, WY)
▀ Scorned Lover Picks Knife Fight At Flying J (Gillette, WY)
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⬛ WORLDLY WTF
▀ Gas Goon Grabs Cash And Flees In Customer’s Car (Dededo, Guam)
A HOODLUM SHOT up a cigarette stand while knocking off a Shell gas station.
At around 11 p.m. on Oct. 5, the masked perp donned in a camo hoodie and red sneakers was captured on CCTV barging into the mart and demanding cash.
He could be seen squeezing off rounds in the footage before he secured some loot from the register that the clerk laid on the countertop.
He then demanded a customer’s car keys and zoomed away in their ride.
⬛ LOWER LEARNING
▀ Eavesdropper (Stanford University)
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▀ Burnouts Got Away (Penn State University)
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▀ Drone Doing Illicit Fly-Bys (Michigan State University)
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▀ Frat Fraud (Butler University)
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⬛ ET AL
▀ Hellcat Yeah! (Columbus, OH)
ONE CONVICT’S HELLCAT forfeited by the court has become a crowned jewel of Ohio’s state police fleet.
The bad guys are going to be up against it when they come up on this rebranded Dodge Challenger Hellcat.
The coppers spiked the football in the seizure…
OSP: Whether it’s title fraud, repeat OVI offenders or drug traffickers, seizing vehicles like this helps us disrupt dangerous criminal activity and keep our roadways safer.
Now, this car will serve a new purpose: engaging with our community at events across the state.
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