MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 901 — 03-23-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘I need backup! My name is Officer Gonzalez, Shield Number 2147 — and I just saw a woman with a firearm at [sic], fourth floor!’… I need the fire department! I smell gas on the fourth floor!’
-NYC man dialed 911 to placate ex galpal 40 times
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Until the next ones… -MMM
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