MMM - DAILY
▀ MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 973 — 07-07-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Seriously, he left the baby in the back of the car so he could get away.’
-Louisville PD after bad dad steals away from traffic infraction
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Absconder Sees Heat, Ditches Car With Baby On Board (Louisville, KY)
HE’S NOT GONNA win Parent Of The Year.
Christopher Morris was in the wind after he was stopped for a simple traffic violation.
In fact, cops say he “took off driving like a bat out of hell” on foot — forsaking his four-month old baby.
“Seriously, he left the baby in the back of the car so he could get away,” they opined.
Apparently, Morris was already a wanted man, having racked up felony warrants for possession of a handgun by a convicted felon, parole violation for felony offense, flagrant non-support (2x), and harassment with physical contact.
Now he’s facing fresh charges for child endangerment.
The infant was taken to stay with the mother's father).
Cops are hoping a Good Sam will send a tip if they see the deadbeat daddio.
“We would like y'all to drop a dime on him if you have an information. You can remain totally anonymous… #YouForgotYourKidBruh
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Shoplifting Ring Scores Zip (Cedar Park, TX)
AN ULTA STORE thievery attempt was thwarted by quick-pouncing po-po.
A trio were captured boosting $5,000 worth of products (appears to be top shelf cologne and perfume) from the beauty supply chain.
They were lassoed and tied to a multi-state (including Texas, Louisiana, and Colorado) organized shopping ring, racking up shortfalls to the tune of $250,000.
▀ Gotham’s Skies Were A Smidge Dimmer After Fireworks Takedown (Staten Island, NY)
INDEPENDENCE DAY DIDN’T pack a massive boom along south shore streets after cops there busted a heavy haul of spectaculars or as cops called them “dangerous fireworks”. Not many were praising them for the tabletopping trophy.
BACKTALK:
James Collins: Lol yall confiscated nothing 🤣 😂 ya family was doing the same shit but you out here giving tickets. 😴
Matthew Doran: Great work getting $428.00 off the streets 🤣
Joe A Dimiceli: They used the same fireworks picture from last year 😂😂😂
Nick Aiello: All that and Tottenville still looked like Baghdad 2004 lol
Jess Ramos: Not in totenville lmao, it was insane out here and I live legit right next to the precinct 😭
Bradley Hirsch: I guess you missed all the ones in my neighborhood
Elyse Bregman: Meanwhile in 10303 cop cars drove right past people setting them off. 🤷🏻♀️
John Leary III: That’s only one house. Haha
Deborah Reyes: One said she had to take seizure meds to avoid having a seizure like last year 😩😂🥴 So they just show up every 4th of July huh 🙄
Carlo Gambino: Yes south shore not north shore 😂😂 ya help the Karen and Ken’s quick
Anthony Sacco: That got that off two teenage boys two summers ago Staten Island was lit like a Xmas tree last night lol 😂
Mike Carlini: And I bet they were taken home and enjoyed safely by the police 😂😂😂
Cameron Lahey: That’s just one nyers trunk
Anne Marie: Not in my neighborhood... it sounded like a war zone.
M PI RD: What happened to the rest of them that went boom yall couldn’t caught it lmao
Peter Polychronakis: Meanwhile, somebody who stabs someone gets out on bail the next day. Good job 🤣🤣🤣
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Gold Cash Counter, Chargers, And Big Bangs Galore (Memphis, TN)
A GANG CRACKDOWN led to the confiscation of scores of irons, 17 cars and a bunch of dope and pills.
Among the 209 busts cops logged — 42 were belived to be reputed gangbangers.
The collars led to a sizable seizure including 150 grams of fentanyl, 58.6 grams of crack, 39.2 grams powder cocaine, 116.3 grams meth, 459.4 grams promethazine, and 800+ pills, 44 guns recovered — including 4 illegal switches, 20,000 grams of marijuana, and 17 vehicles impounded.
BACKTALK:
Mike McDonald: That what all of them buy the cars with dope money 😂
Jeremy Jamezz: It's only a Hemi
Bradley Cordts: There are thousands of Chargers and Avengers ripping up the highway at criminally reckless speed that you could stop and clear lots of charges. Get to it.
Cj Dunkin: Can I buy this car like seriously can I buy this car?
Mindy Thompson: Wishing yall would FIND my stolen (Feb9,2023) Nissan red 2017 370z
Ursula Scallorn Pruitt: When will the car go to auction?
▀ Bad Driver Chances Everyting And Pays Price (New Lexington, OH)
THE MAN WAS barred from driving. That didn’t stop him.
On the evening of July 2, cops pulled over the perp on Broadway Street.
The cops ran the man’s license and discovered it had been suspended.
They then did the business.
Turned over the car and found a bunch of baddies.
The takeaway featured a loaded .22 caliber pistol, ammo, multiple syringes (one loaded and ready to shoot), various drugs prepackaged to sell, a digital scale, and packaging materials.
The unnamed suspect is facing aggravated trafficking in drugs, possession of a controlled substance, having weapons under disability, possession of drug abuse instruments, possession of drug paraphernalia.
▀ Crack Of Dawn Door Ram (Conway, SC)
IT’S 5 A.M…. DO you know where your drugs are?
In all likelihood they’re in some South Carolina evidence warehouse.
That’s the result of a SWAT raid on a home on Spring Street at the cockadoodle doo time on June 30.
Jeffrey Jordan, 48, was nabbed and a trove of dope was inventoried.
▀ Woof Whiffed A Bundle (Bend, OR)
TWO MULES MET a dog.
The drug-sniffing sort.
A pair were pinched wheeling along in a 2021 Chevy Colorado on U.S. Highway 97
Tyler Speas and Nicole Johnson were both pulled over back at around 6 p.m. on June 24.
The cops brought in K9 Bonnie who quickly erupted in fits. The kind when she knows there’s something big and heavy in the ride.
She was right.
Narcos found two bricks of blow along with a switchblade, and a “large sum of cash”.
Cops secured warrants to noodle around Speas’ Tomahawk Street home and found even more dope, paraphernalia, and questionable cash.
HAUL: Two kilograms of cocaine, a switchblade, and a “large sum of cash”
RAPS:
*Speas: Transporting illegal narcotics
*Johnson, was issued a citation in lieu of custody
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Life On Easy Street AND Easy Way!! (Simi Valley, CA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Kamakazi Gram-Grams (Moorpark, CA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Boozy Driver Blames Pesky Anklet (Bainbridge Township, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ Senior Terrorizer (Simi Valley, CA)
▀ Fireworks Bust (Oxnard, CA)
▀ Probably Better Seating Options To See The Sea (Edmonds, WA)
▀ Thelma And Louise Stand-Ins (Edmonds, WA)
▀ Clearly Not The High Line (Edmonds, WA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Uber Assault (Athens, GA)
▀ Picnic Table Trouncers (Lusby, MD)
▀ Dim Bulb (Prince Frederick, MD)
▀ Ed McMahon Is Rolling In His Grave (Milwaukee, WI)
▀ Finger Gun Goon (Milwaukee, WI)
▀ Low Beau (Milwaukee, WI)
▀ Analogue Heartthrob Veers Into Extra Creepy (Milwaukee, WI)
«SOURCE»
⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ Horsepower! (Fullerton, CA)
A MORON TRIED the police department and was routed.
Some doofas thought it a wise idea to vandalize the police department.
They went manhunting. On horseback.
And quickly captured the culprit.
FPD: Not exactly a smart move—especially with our extra horsepower on duty. FPD’s Mounted Unit and Motor Officers were quick to respond, tracking him down and taking him into custody. Nice try—but it’s not our first rodeo. 🐎 🚨 🏍️
WATCH: «HORSECAM»
▀ Deadly Fire (Oakdale, CA)
SEVEN BODIES OF people that were reported missing after the breakout of the Oakdale fire have been recovered.
▀ Train Derailment (Sardis, MI)
REPORTEDLY THE THIRD train derailment in Mississippi in recent days. This one was just north of the town of Sardis.
⬛ ET AL
▀ Lost Horse (Dilley, TX)
SHERIFFS ARE HOPING that the owner of an unsaddled horse will come forward.
The fella was found trotting around the area of Divot Road.