Murders, Mayhem & Malfeasance

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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 253 — 09-06-22

A paranoid man was convinced miscreants were trying to break into his home to accost him — so he blasted his revolver at the front door, a thirsty and hungry Little Caesars intruder donning just boxers and tube socks tried to pretend he was a bonafide employee — adding an apron (and even answering th…

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