MMM - DAILY

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 358 - 02-01-23

▀ A man with money woes (and dry skin) was caught trying to lather an entire bottle of moisturizer all over his body inside of a beauty shop. ▀ A bomb squad was called in to diffuse a three-pound WWII-era armament. ▀ A dope peddler’s two cars were both loaded with dope and guns (and stacks of ones). …