MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 955 — 06-09-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Attention girlfriends: We all know you ladies keep receipts... now it’s time to put them to good use!’
-Big Bend Police requesting galpal tipsters to drop a dime on a bungling crook who tried to steal an ATM — only to let it slip out of his SUV
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Pileup On Aisle 9 (Washington Township, NJ)
CALL IT A Kohl’s catastrophe.
Gonna be a tough sale to push garments with tire streaks on them.
But that may be the tall order for workers of the big box store.
That’s because at around 1:15 on Sunday a driver parked their Nissan SUV into the casual men’s section of store located on Route 42.
The damage was substantial — but nobody appears to have been injured.
▀ Sideshow Shutdown (Kansas City, MO)
COPS PLAYED KILLJOYS when they arrived unannounced to a sideshow.
The Friday event had several people assembling and performing stunts. But the lawmen broke it up and busted numerous drivers — one with an iron resting on the shotgun seat.
Beyond the warrants and the guns rap — he also will have to cover the $500 tow fee.
KCPD: When you perform tricks in front of officers holding stop sticks or drive through a police blockade when you have warrants, you will get arrested.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Keystone Heister’s Big ATM Boosting Boondoggle (Big Bend, WI)
IT WAS A poor Escape!
He was supposed to make a killing.
A not-so-slick Rick managed to lug an ATM out of Richy’s Bar into his Ford Escape.
The hood was captured on surveillance working his magic at around 4:30 a.m. on June 4.
Cops say that after the heavy lifting — the crook failed to strap in the money machine properly.
So it slipped out of the ride and landed in the parking lot.
The cash-hungry goon was forced to drive on without earning a buck for the illicit effort.
The cops are hoping someone might be able to make the wannabe “not-so-smooth” hellraiser.
BBPD: Attention girlfriends: We all know you ladies keep receipts... now it’s time to put them to good use! Recognize this sweatshirt? Bought it for an ex? Know this “clever” gentleman?We’re calling on anyone — especially former flames — who might recognize the suspect or clothing to come forward.
BACKTALK:
Ashley Maynard: Safe to say someone needs to upgrade their cameras
Jo Bednarz Villarreal: Call me crazy but the pics are giving off "female"...
Sharyl Valadez: Is it a white guy? Whats on front of tee shirt hard to make it out in the dark bar? Did he load ATM into his car after it fell out??
Bill HeyKnee: Not a sweatshirt, looks more like a gore Tex jacket
Mark Grossmeier: Richy I bet is ordering better cameras. Hope you catch the thief.
Denise Moze: You need some new cameras!
Mike Annen: Then need better cameras.
Kandi Loker: Let's FOCUS people and actually try to help if you know anything. This is a serious matter. Fortunately no one was hurt and for all the effort they did not get anything. Let's just hope they move on out of our neighborhood. We are camera loaded around us.
Madelyn Johnson: Ummm what??? I was there yesterday! This is crazy
Victoria Hughes: So sorry this happened to you guys. Hope you catch him.
Dawn Sampson: He looks extremely thin, look at his legs.
Sue Leemon-Samphere: Maybe it's not a ex girlfriend that has receipts??? Seems one sided....how do u know this person isn't a woman????
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Fast Cars And Faster Cash (Fairfield & Springfield, OH)
TWO EARLY MORNING raids led to a raid of two homes and a generous inventory of fentanyl and cocaine.
Cops showed up at around 7 a.m. on June 5.
They took doors on Camelot Drive in Fairfield and Hidden Meadows Drive in Springdale.
They walked 42-year-old Errol Baker and confiscated a generous haul of dope and paraphernalia.
They collected 120 grams of fentanyl, 90 grams of cocaine, a 2017 Mercedes-Benz, a slingshot motorcycle and 5,400.
HAUL: 120 grams of fentanyl, 90 grams of cocaine, $5,400, a 2017 Mercedes-Benz, a slingshot motorcycle
RAP: 2 Counts/Possession of Drugs (F1)
▀ Meth Sack Sent Flying During Police Pursuit (New Tazewell, TN)
A SPEEDSTER WAS netted tossing a bag of dope out the window while being pursued by the popo.
Robert Reece, 49, was slowed down back on June 3.
A detective was patrolling along Lone Mountain Road and Highway 33 when his eyes saw a blur of a car whooshing by.
A pursuit resulted and while in the twist and turns of cop cat and troublemaker mouse — Reece allegedly tossed a bag of poison.
Reece was soon busted and then the bag he allegedly parted with was collected.
In it, the cops found a meth stash. The suspect’s car was loaded with cash.
HAUL: Cops found a meth stash. The suspect’s car was loaded with cash.
RAP: Possession of Methamphetamine for Sale and Delivery, Possession of a Schedule III Controlled Substance for Sale and Delivery, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, Felony Evading Arrest, Speeding, and Misuse of Vehicle Registration
▀ Dealer’s Louisiana Getaway Party Crashed By Texas Troopers (Winnfield, LA)
A DOPE SLINGING PERP fled to Texas to outrun the fuzz — only to be nabbed by Lone Star troopers.
The deputies came for Keyondrick Mills on June 4.
But he appeared ready for them.
The deputies gave chase but pulled back once the suspect crossed over state lines. Troopers managed to pinpoint the suspect rolling along I-20.
They quickly collared him as Louisiana deputies; and while awaiting extradition — the deputies started snooping around his addresses — including a Dunbar Street lair.
Soon enough the accused crook’s $12,000 worth of narco inventory.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ He Can’t Keep His Pants On (Denton, TX)
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▀ Bad Eggs At Playground (Bay Village, OH)
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▀ Bumping Tunes, Litterbug Loon (Waukesha, WI)
▀ Pickleball Punkasses (Waukesha, WI)
▀ Honking Class Of 2025, Shirtless Man On Summit Ave (Waukesha, WI)
▀ Bad Trip From Kwik Trip (Waukesha, WI)
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▀ Gunseller’s Loose Trigger Finger (Independence, OH)
▀ Drunk Dreaming Of Frosties (Independence, OH)
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▀ Granny Can’t Unsee XXX On Grandson’s Phone (Hunting Valley, OH)
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▀ Food Truck Throwdown (Denton, TX)
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▀ Shoeless Jackass Turns Store Into Tinder Box (Denton, TX)
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▀ 93 Y.O. Leadfoot (Orient, New York)
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▀ No Tip! (Edmonds, WA)
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⬛ WORLDLY WTF
▀ Cops’ Smackdown At Albanian Border (Athens, Greece)
FOUR GREEK COPS are banging bars with a tin can after being held for moving H — six keys of it — over the border between Albania and Greece border.
The officers and a shift manager were nabbed after a car was stopped trying to cross through into Greece and found to be hiding the substantial cargo.
The officers are facing “abuse of office” charges amongst the dope ones.
