MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 965 — 06-24-25
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Senior Suds Lover ‘Found Safe’ (Worchester, MA)
ALICE MAY HAVE wandered off for a spell until she was found — but there are no doubts that she was big on tipping tallboys.
Cops were spreading around pics of Alice De Moura after the Alzheimer’s stricken 74-year-old in a black pajamas disappeared while pacing along Tampa Street Monday night.
The department’s social media account updated her status as being “found safe”.
That didn’t soften some of the sass for the peculiar choice of visuals depicting the granny loading up on her brew time.
BACKTALK:
Kelly Merchant: I love you Alice. Nice choices at the liquor store. Get it girl.
Tim Mccrohon: She was found safely.......drinking malt liquor
Eddie Holmes: I hope she is found safe but I Def thought this was gonna say she was stealing the beer
Susan Clarke: My Mom had Alzheimer’s. Just get her the beer & monitor her usage. I beer or 2 beers per day. Leave the empty can by her chair so U can tell her U already had ur beer today!
Leslie Caponigro: Both of those beers are alcohol free. My 82 year old mom enjoys those on hot days too. I’m glad she is found safe and I hope she enjoyed a cold one tonight. Prayers to the family, stay strong 🙏
Loretta Steele: Having Alzheimer’s she is not aware of what she is doing or where she is ! Hope she is found soon ! Waiting for an update ! 🙏🙏💒💒
Katherine Pink: I found her thanks Lord she's safe with her family 🙏❤️
Nicole Jacques: Good for Alice and I’m glad she is safe. Someone send her some of her preferred beer! I’ll pay!
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Paaasing Thru!!! (Union, OH)
SOMEBODY’S CHERISHED LIVESTOCK was jaywalking across Old Springfield Road.
WATCH: «VIDEO»
BACKTALK
Donna Pennington Johnson: Tennessee has their zebra we have sheep
Tiffany Ann: Oh he’s a baaaaaaad boy 🐑
▀ Flag Yeggs (Peoria, IL)
A TATTOO SHOP was pilfered of its flags — one of them a gay pride — by group of suspects captured on camera.
The suspected hateful four were strolling along Liberty Street at around 8 p.m. on June 21.
Cops say one of the men comandeered flags waving outside of In Bloom Tattoo Collective.
The punks ripped from their respective mounts.
Afterward, cops declared the flag fleecing from the ink shop to be investigated as a hate crime.
▀ (North Wildwood, NJ)
A PAIR OF thieves are being sought for ripping off inncocents’ bicycles.
The suspects were recorded on CCTV back on June 18 approaching several bikes locked to a structure on Boardwalk.
Both take hold of the two-wheel rides — one of the men yanking the bike free from its lock and then riding off.
WATCH: «VIDEO»
BACKTALK:
Mike Ricciardi: Still amazes me why people buy dollar store locks for their bikes.
Tom Miceli: I’m willing to bet they weren’t Fathers Day Presents
Todd Lewski: And they chose to steal those 2 bikes?! Rookies
Dottie Cavanaugh Prior (responding to^): well, the one bike was close to $400+ so it wasn’t that cheap
Dave Richart: You better not let me find them
Scott Schwenk: Spend more than 10 dollars on a bike lock 🔐
Brian Mcconkey: What the heck did they chain the bikes up with.looked like the one just rocked the bike back and forth and snapped it.your just asking for somebody to come by and steal it.people u need a good chain to atleast deter theives from stealing your bikes
Jim Jordan: And summer has officially started! It’s gonna be a long one folks, more of this to come, sad to say. Smh
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Spectaculars Shooshed (Lathrop, CA)
JULY 4TH FIREWORKS were intercepted by cops.
A stop led to the recovery of 1,815 lbs of illegal fireworks and 72 homemade explosives days before Independence Day.
▀ Tooled Up (Petaluma, CA)
THREE RAIDS TURNED up an assortment of meth and a bunch of guns.
Narcos executed warrants at the addresses back on June 18.
But it all started with a traffic stop.
Officers detained Kelly James Roach (a convict) in a car and took possession of a loaded 1911 Colt .45 in a Crown Royal bag on the floorboard, two and a half ounces of methamphetamine was found on the suspect’s seat, concealed under the seat cover.
Search warrants were served and at two storage units and the cops showed off Roach’s alleged cache of guns along with thousands of rounds of various ammunitions and parts.
BACKTALK:
Thomas Pettid: What the heck is up with the m16a1 Vietnam hand guards with shortened buffer tube? Jesus pick a path you can’t have both. It’s ridiculous. But I’ll wait for the srpd auction to fix that. 
Daniel Ridings: Dibs on the 1911
Jeff DiCello: Are you sure that wasn't a satchel?
Kelly Hutchinson: I think I grew up with that guy the name sounds really familiar
John Roncone: 59 and still doing meth. Dude’s got a solid ticker. Maybe this charge will help soften it up a little
Ashkan Darakhshan: Correct my math but at 59 years old, you looking at a life sentence no matter how u slice it
▀ ‘Baller’ Bagged (Paterson, NJ)
HIS HOME WAS a drug warehouse.
Cops raided a man’s lair on East 18th Street.
They pinched 42-year-old Jason Sizer and collected nearly 5,000 heroin folds, 2.5 ounces of raw heroin laced with fentanyl, more than half an ounce of crack cocaine, 32 fentanyl pills, multiple types of prescription medications, including 22 Oxycodone, 43 Tramadol, 20 Xanax, 28 Adderall, 28 ecstasy pills, a shotgun, numerous shotgun shells, handgun ammunition, an imitation gun, and $562 in suspected drug proceeds.
HAUL: 5,000 heroin folds, 2.5 ounces of raw heroin laced with fentanyl, more than half an ounce of crack cocaine, 32 fentanyl pills, multiple types of prescription medications, including 22 Oxycodone, 43 Tramadol, 20 Xanax, 28 Adderall, 28 ecstasy pills, a shotgun, numerous shotgun shells, handgun ammunition, an imitation gun, and $562 in suspected drug proceeds
RAP: Operating a drug production facility, possession with intent to distribute heroin and cocaine within 1,000 feet of Paterson Public School No. 21, possession of a weapon during a drug distribution offense, possession with intent to distribute multiple prescription medications and ecstasy, possession of fentanyl pills
⬛ WORLDLY WTF
▀ Unlucky Duck (Rabat, Morocco)
THE SCROOGE MCDUCK labled coke — all 92.9 kilos of it was seized in a customs bust.
A tipster helped security detect coke “meticulously concealed in the cavities of the fuel tank” of an internationl freight truck hailing from a sub-Saharan African country.
A 25-year-old was nabbed for his part in the operation.
⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ 900 Horsepower Hoods (Newport Beach, CA)
A BAND OF carjackers managed to get tripped up for returning for seconds.
Cops say a car dropped off a perp who quickly rolled away with a car from a hotel.
That same car returned on Friday night — triggering a FLock camera and a suspequent response.
Cops spotted the car near Fashion Island and that’s when they say the driver punched the gas. A pursuit ensued with the driver in a Camero “pushing 900 horsepower” rammed cop cars and other drivers to evade capture.
And failed.
Three suspects popped out of the ride and after a few huffs and puffs of their last free breaths, theyw ere cuffed.
BACKTALK:
Rii Xii: 900hp? Damn what kind of Camaro is that?
Cole Lunde (responding to^): the ZL1 puts down 650hp.
Nick Van Egmond: Let me guess… they were just on their way to a mostly peaceful protest.
George Schmaus: You can’t outrun the long arm of the law…no you can’t……
Bob Hall: If you junk the car I’d like the motor? Good job btw!
Ron Jensen: I remember going 80 miles an hour through Corona Del Mar on my motorcycle back in 76. They caught me just before Laguna.
Judy Sobieski: Always love them Chevys....
⬛ K9 V. K9
▀ K9 Youp Exposes Duo’s Irons & Dope (Beaumont, TX)
AFTER A BLUE Dodge was stopped on Edson Drive, two men were nabbed and K9 Youp sniffed up a bunch of dope.
The June 19 traffic stop led to the busts of both Jeffry Blackburn, 48, and Michael Stites, 61, who were found to be moving 3.7 ounces of methamphetamine, 2.8 ounces of buds, 4 grams of crack, a dozen guns, and $6,473.
▀ K9 Flash Finds Crack Below Belt (Hartford, WI)
K9 FLASH WAS summoned to nose around dying a traffic stop.
The pooch detected crack stuffed in the driver’s crotch along with $765.