MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 641 - 03-19-24
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Wish i had seen your profile 30 min ago ... i was in Sarasota dripping off to someone else and could have met up with u.’
-John Vaicaitis was accused of using a dating app to court a dope customer who was an undercover cop.
▀ An dope dealer moonlighting as an eligible bachelor looking for love connections on a dating app was nabbed in a sting thinking he was flirting with a woman when it turned out to be detective.
▀ A group of Mexican cartel toughs working this side of the border were brought down in a lengthy investigation. ▀ A known trap house and a storage shed housing potent drugs was raided and the homeowner hauled away.
▀ A driver who clipped a dog, drove back to the home to take a shot at the owner.
▀ Cops collected an electric weed wacker and four bongs.
▀ Revenging douchebags filled a widow’s mailbox with horse manure and another time spaghetti — all for making complaints about the city’s 911 call system.
▀ An octagenarian pops claimed his sexagenarian daughter pummeled him. ▀ A robber knocked off a Baskin Robbins.
▀ An environmentally-friendly bank robber was pretty mindless about her escape plan… utilizing a city bus.
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Lothario ‘Meth Dealer’ Done And Done (Sarasota, FL)
A RUTHLESS ROMEO tried wooing a gal on a dating app to partake in his pre-fixe menu of narcotics for some “party favors” in return. John Vaicaitis, 50, thought to put on the charm.
“Wish i had seen yout profile 30 min ago ... i was in Sarasota dripping off to someone else an could have met up with u,” read his missive.
Cops say Vaicaitis maintained touch and tried again on Jan. 8 for two rips. The suspected dealer unsuspectedly wasn’t macking on a hopeful hookup, but a detective. So when he pulled his white BMW into an Arby’s on Cattleridge Road the undercover detective approached Vaicaitis and told her, “We’re good,” and handed her more than 14 grams of meth, which the undercover detective purchased. A second buy two weeks later had Vaicaitis being pinched. When they brought him under, Vaicaitis was found with 36 grams of meth, a bunch of pills, mushrooms, heroin and scales. And when quizzed he allegedly told the cops he was dealing, “to help pay his bills as he is currently unemployed” and acknowledged selling the meth “to a girl he met on an online dating site.”
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Cartel Crooks Taken Down (Visalia, California)
MEXICAN CARTEL WORKING stateside was disrupted. Cops said the operation brought down “significant players in the drug trafficking trade”.
HAUL: 389 pounds of meth, 70 grams of cocaine, 3.5 kilos of heroin, 8 pounds of fentanyl, about $340,000 in cash, 18 handguns and 12 rifles + 214 pounds of meth, 3.5 kilo of cocaine, 5 shotguns, 15 handguns, 7 rifles, one bullet-proof vest and $300,476 were seized.
RAP: 37 known drug traffickers were arrested; 22 will face federal charges related to narcotics the sales of drugs, 15 will face state charges.
▀ Heavy Haul (Colorado Springs, CO)
A TRAP HOUSE was busted up by a task force that had been eyeing it for some time. On March 7, Jason Wyatt was hauled away from the Honey Locust Drive lair as well as a separate storage unit where there was allegedly an “ongoing local drug trafficking organization.”
HAUL: Two shotguns, three rifles, six handguns (2 stolen), 1170.05 grams (2.5 lbs) of fentanyl, 87.85 grams of meth, two stolen ATVs, 24 grams of blow, and $4,231.”
RAP: Narcotrafficking, possession, and weapons charges.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Pooch Clipper Returns For More (Saltillo, MS)
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▀ Gardening Tools (Red Bluff, CA)
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▀ Mailbox Bastards (Richlands, VA)
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▀ Daughter Dukes (Flower Mound, TX)
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▀ Baskin Robbins Robber (Highland Village, TX)
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▀ Bank Robber’s Poor Choice Of Escape (Arlington, VA)
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