MMM
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 993 — 08—01—25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘We killed them… I did not mean to hit her but I did. It was not a heavy blow, but she crumbled up in the corner. I went back to the kitchen and saw Charlie beating Georgianna Gillis, who had been stooping down on her rubbers. He struck her over the head several times. She staggered into the other room and fell on a couch.’
-Louis Labombarde confessed him and 15-year-old “chore boy” Charles Lefebure to slaying two spinster sisters to expedite their inherited real estate
**PLEASE TAKE 2 MINS. TO ANSWER A COUPLE QS. THANKS.** -MMM
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⬛ OL’ SKULLDUGGERY
▀ Teen Pyro Kindled 4 Fires ‘For Excitement’ (New York, NY)
▀ Duo Cop To Slaying Spinster Sisters For Land Grab (Hudson, NH)
▀ Who Am I? (New York, NY)
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Gal Claims Powder In Purse Gift From Meth Fairy (Orlando, FL)
SHE WENT FROM the Most Magical Place on Earth to an Orange County slammer.
Brandi Asher, 37, was caught with a tin can with a baggies of meth found inside during a bag check at the Transportation and Security Center on the morning of May 20.
The woman from London, Kentucky allegedly spun together a yarn that the discovery was “goodies [sic], headache power”, according to WDWNT.
The woman reportedly began shaking and suggesting to the security officer to toss them.
He refused.
That led Asher to freak out and try to take back the baggies and put them in her pockets.
An Orange County Sheriff’s deputy sussed the situation and determined the cylinder-shaped tin was actually a contraption to bump meth.
That same lawman spoke to Asher who changed her tale.
The stuff wasn’t a headache cure, but some foreign stuff that was randomly gifted to her. (She apparently kept the secret drug lady’s offering from her hubby).
Asher said she had been staying at the Westgate Resort when, a few days earlier, a mysterious stranger approached her with magical crystals.
Meth.
Asher accepted the dope. She then mistakenly thought she kept them back at her hotel room — but brought the wrong bag with the stuff and was caught red-handed by the theme park security checkpoint.
But the deputy wasn’t buying what Asher was selling.
She apparently came clean and offered up a baggie with more ice — the same crystals that were in the cylinder.
The tourist’s come-to-Jesus didn’t win her any brownie points however, as she was charged with possession of methamphetamine.
Asher pleaded not guilty to the third-degree felony in June.
▀ Privacy In Public (Green Valley, CA)
▀ Peer Pressure (Green Valley, CA)
▀ Return To Baked Sender (Green Valley, CA)
▀ Not-So-Secret Stash (Green Valley, CA)
▀ 911 Call Wind Chimes (Green Valley, CA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Learning To Drive At Night… Is A Bad Idea (Sartell, MN)
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▀ Interloper’s Refuse (St. Joseph, MN)
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▀ Sheets Street (New Castle, PA)
▀ The Holiest Shitballs 911 Call Of All-Time? (Taos, NM)
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⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ High STEAKS Heist (Slidell, LA)
THERE’S THE BEEF!!
It was a pretty medium rare situation.
Two fellas in a car lacking brake lights on Old Spanish Trail.
After a stop was prompted, the cops spotted curious cargo: carnage.
The officers discovered about $1,500 worth of USDA ribeye steaks and slabs of beef brisket, chips, and buns. All of it allegedly handpicked (and unpaid for) at a nearby Walmart.
And the two hungry heisters — identified as 55-year-old John Garriga (Gulfport, MS) and 66-year-old Charles Walker (Biloxi, MS) — failed to get a prime getaway.
Each faces felony theft and possession of stolen property.
The fact that each has shoplifting pasts “longer than a CVS receipt, we don't see any cookouts happening in their immediate future.”
BACKTALK:
HairlineGod: That’s some hater ass shit. Let them go!
alecsbutt: What an insane waste of resources
Anthony Basile: Free these men stealing steak should almost be legal!!
Bruce Wilson: So does the store take it back or you guys get to grill it at the station asking for a friend 😁
Eric Hebert: Dinner for SPD tonight is going to be fire
Jennifer Magee: I guess we finally found the answer to the question, “where’s the beef?” 😂
Jennifer Barnett Smith: You know it’s rough out here when you have to steal groceries 😭 “What you in for?” Stole some steaks. 😩🤦🏼♀️
Heather Clark: As funny as this is, it’s sad that people must resort to stealing food to survive these days.
Kourtney Nixon: What time should I pull up for the Slidell PD bbq?
Mary Fisher Hane: Not the CVS rap sheet 😆
Kevin Havard: I have space in my temperature controlled "evidence" locker 😏
Summer Dozier: Dang, does this mean the cookout is cancelled? 😞
Amal Alaoui: I ain’t even mad at this. I just want to know how they wiped out the entire meat dept without getting caught.
D-Ball Rogers: Cmon now, They were just hungry!! Ole pawpaws, at least they will get a meal in jail !
Kevin Aikman: “Well Done” fellas!!!!! Such a a “Rare” event! Caught in their “Prime”!!
Josh Williams: They walked out of Walmart with all the beef without being seen ? I can’t even check out with a receipt and get stop every time.
Felicia Smith: When I worked at Winn Dixie (a 100 years ago), I remember a man stealing several racks of ribs(I think it was 4 or 5) He had on big baggy jeans and slid them in the front of his pants.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Chump’s Crack (Seattle, WA)
A CRACK DEAL in the middle of the street didn’t go over well with patrol.
The unnamed 23-year-old slinger who put on the hand-to-hand show and tell by serving up rocks to a woman in the middle of a crosswalk near 2nd Avenue and Blanchard Street was pinched for possessing a ghost gun with a loaded 27-round extended magazine, $264, a digital scale, and 12 grams of crack.
The booked dealer faces investigation of unlawful firearm possession and narcotics delivery after already serving time for a 2022 shooting conviction.
▀ K9 RIP Ruins Man’s Odyssey (Menasha, WI)
THE DRIVER HEADING on Interstate 41 earlier in July caught vexed K9 RIP.
The pooch was brought in to survey the car and made quick work of finding the blow — 260 grams of it.
Deputies busted a 45-year-old local man and hit him with possession and distribution of illegal drugs.
⬛ UNCLE SAM’S & CO. AUCTION BLOCK
▀ Bling + Drip
▀ Blue + White Diamond Upper Grill In 10 Karat Gold (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: Mesquite, TX)
124 x round G-H color white diamonds, and (121) irradiated blue diamonds, SI-1 to I-1, estimated 2.45 cttw. 9.8 grams
▀ >$235… 10 Karat Yellow Gold Diamond Cut Lower Grill - AGENCY: Mesquite Police Department
6.7 Grams
▀ Diamond And 10k White Gold Upper And Lower Grill (Mesquite, TX)
[1] . (163) round diamonds, I-1 to I-2 (some chipped), estimated 1.95 cttw. 7.6 grams.
⬛ BARTERTOWN
▀ Trees + Fungi + Rx + ???
▀ Roxy / Coke / White / Blues (Long Beach, CA)
▀ ‘Blues’ / ‘Coke’ / ‘Fett’ / ‘Crystal’ (Burbank, CA)
▀ ‘Blues’ (Long Beach, CA)
▀ ‘High Quality Plants’ (Inglewood, CA)
▀ 30s (Anaheim, CA)
▀ 420 (Philadelphia, PA)
▀ Huguenot, NY)
▀ Runtz (North Plainfield, NJ)
▀ Gelato Cake (Franktown, CO)
▀ ‘Fett’ (Las Vegas, NV)
▀ ‘Feel Like 18 Again’ (Las Vegas, NV)
▀ $450… .380 Rifle (Haskell, AR)
⬛ DOPE PICS
▀ Work in a couple hours… Happy Friday!!❄️⛷️
Stavroz214: fish scale
antioquiacraft: It's very interesting to see the variety and different appearances coke can have.
AdRadiant2115: What’s your honest opinion?
Pledge4Satan95: Beautiful picture
proEdsheeran: beautiful
AnythingGoes103: Are you going to do some snowblowing in mid summer?
realgrapey2: Very gorgeous pieces perfect capture shows the unmistakable "fishscale" people talk about, not sparkles, not hard to find. Sometimes I will get some allot like this, but other times I will get either a chunk off of the outside of the brick and you can see the oily coming through, but for whatever reason was agitated a bit and doesn't have this same shine on the thin bit of the outside of the brick but it is all over inside...I know it's not someone throwing some lactose all over a brick just to stick a super thin lign of cut for the outside to look not as great until you break it up...because it will happen to pieces I break up as flakes settle on some what we're congruent shiny pieces, the fluidity of that perfect shine makes the previously straight shine pieces look a bit more dull, but look close their is no powder it is all flakes and shiny bits, should still be chopped up but some might call it "powder". Unless I see any "powder" through a jewelers loup im happy if I get that shine, whether the pressed brick is a bit more loose and chunks fall apart easier, or super tight...the fishscale and it's consistancy never lies...I'm talking about one side of the chunk, but the other side is scale looks just like this...I've been good if it has this look through and through is what im saying I guess...tell me if and why you disagree :) beutiful photo. I would add you will find some break down really easy and are a bit more soft, and some will be a bit more compacted, check for this look, it should have it shouldn't need much lighting to see, that us the one constant for me...it should always have some softness and a give to a degree, but anything crunching I would be suspect...but super soft and a bit more compressed pieces are common. Break off a part and should look all like this through and through on the inside sometimes agitation can obfuscate this beauty a bit I have found...
▀ Beautifully Put Together
AdRadiant2115: Is it my phone ? This looks brown to me I thought it was heroin at first glance ,that’s how brown it looks to me
Stavroz214: it has a slight tint but the Peruvian stuff usually have a orange slight look to it. I think its your phone bro. this the Peruvian snow
Pure_Button_9408 (responding to^): Remember what this looks like because if it doesn’t have a tint, it’s not pure. The comment section knows what’s up.
schwarzkopf64: Chunky snowfall
Pure_Button_9408: Fluffy, soft, chunky, snowfall 🥹
Drogenwurm: Shiny 😍
Pure_Button_9408: Melts in your hand like butter and smells like ripe fruit. Kind like a hint of banana or something.
Drogenwurm: Sounds amazing, but never heard of coke wirh a fruit smell?
Pure_Button_9408: That’s because it’s not the real deal stuff, it’s got a ripe fruit smell to it because it’s a plant. Plus, ether washed is the best way get all impurities removed while maintaining the integrity of the potency and keeping the plant smell. Hate diesel or acetone washed shit.
antioquiacraft (responding to^): It's.....not a plant. Isn't cyanide said to have an odor reminiscent of almonds? Cyanide isn't a plant, either.
Pure_Button_9408 (responding to^): Cocaine isn’t a plant? What the fuck are you talking about dude you’re literally not even relevant if you don’t think this is derived from a plant. You have zero clue what you’re talking about. Zero.
antioquiacraft: Well, the cocaine you've got there in that picture is Cocaine Hydrochloride. It's a salt. The "fruity" smell doesn't come from the cocaine. It comes from the hydrolysis of cocaine hydrochloride, which produces methyl benzoate, which has "a pleasant smell, strongly reminiscent of the fruit of the feijoa tree." It also happens to be what drug detection dogs are trained to find. But if I have zero clue, then zero it is.
Pure_Button_9408: Maybe I stand corrected then, because the sent part actually makes quite a bit of sense.
antioquiacraft: Hope that makes me a little more relevant.
opiategirl: You are right, it comes from the coca plant and smells like coca, it’s not a bad smell when fresh, and I get what your saying, most people are used to stuff rerocked with acetone and cut with caffeine and or speed.
antioquiacraft (responding to^): Cocaine is nearly-odorless. In humid environments, it creates a compound that is sweet/fruity/almost 'perfumy' smelling. That is called methyl benzoate. Have you ever held a coca leaf in your hand? Or had a wad of them in your mouth?
Pure_Button_9408: It absolutely does lol, my apologizes for being a little pissy pants. Alot of people are misinformed on here and you’re one of the only ones to actually teach me something I don’t know concerning the subject
⬛ FRESCO
▀ Paris
NopesosNobesos: that nice take me back 1985
Academic-Syrup-6895: Fresh.
POINTLESSUSERNAME000: Jaw-dropping skills!
6AN6xSI6NS: paris oldschools brings me back to »dirty handz trilogy«
MM12300: Oof