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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 639 — 03-15-24
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ OL’ SKULLDUGGERY
▀ Straphanger Clenching A Bag Of Meat Dies After Leaping Onto Subway Tracks (New York, NY) - March 15, 1924
▀ Nuptials Sour After Hubby Pushes Wife Into Nudie Model Career (Brooklyn, NY) - March 15, 1924
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ $400 Scooter Refund Gets Macabre (Colorado)
BEING “SCREWED OUT of $400” will make you do crazy things. For Christopher Cleary, he allegedly copped to placing 30 calls to an e-commerce call center demanding a refund back in July 2022. And when he was rebuffed he was ready to go to the mattresses.
SOURCE: COURT WATCH
▀ Losing Cool At The Funeral (Clearfield, PA)
«SOURCE»
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Dad Disciplined Kids With Cattle (Sandusky, OH)
«SOURCE»
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Droned In Dope (Abbeville, GA)
A COUPLE ASTRONAUTS were reaching for the stars after getting nabbed delivering a buffet of bad shit via drone. Bernard Stanfield and Janari Farmer were spotted on Friday nearby Wilcox State Prison with a tablet, charger cord, charger block, 870 grams of tobacco, and five packs of wrapping paper. They say the duo was sending from the skies into the institution 2,730 grams of tobacco, 1,795 grams of marijuana, 164 grams of Molly, 53 grams of meth, 23 packs of rolling papers, and a cigarette lighter.
⬛ UNCLE SAM’S & CO. AUCTION BLOCK
▀ Bling + Drip
▀ $6,165‘Loyalty Over Everything’ Pendant (Pflugerville, TX) -AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of New York
10-karat white gold custom diamond pendant, "Loyalty Over Everything", pave set with approx. 2,512 round full-cut diamonds, 384 tapered baguette diamonds, 150 treated yellow, black and blue diamonds, round rubies, and sapphires;
▀ $350… Grillz (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Texas
▀ ‘4 Kings TI’ (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Virginia
⬛ BARTERTOWN
▀ Trees + Fungi + Rx
▀ Flower / Magic Mushrooms / Stiizy/Runtz/Cookies (Canoga Park, CA, Long Beach, CA / New York, NY)
▀ Fenty Presses (Alhambra, CA)
⬛ DOPE PICS
▀ This Shit Is Fire
mooshmoosh420: That’s that $500 a gram from Amsterdam that Eric stoltz was selling in Pulp Fiction
MrTheJackThePerson: what even is it
Methadone_gangster (responding to^): Heroin my friend
lwichman: I thought it was kratom I don’t fw opiates but h do be looking good if it’s not tar
bartz008: I thought kratom too I was like whoopdedoo I got kilos
holy-onea: They're unprofessional and somewhat non-,specific designations of purity designed for street users to easily remember and understand. #1 is supposed to be pure diacetylmorphine (Also called China white) 2 is slightly less pure, but about 80% pure and it goes down from there. Most of this terminology is based off color rather than actual GCMS or mass-spec analytic data on the diacetylmorphines purity.
LetsGetFloated: It has something to do with the state of processing. 3 is heroin base, which is most likely brown, and can be smoked, #4 on the other hand is heroin hcl, also better known as „china white“, a very potent and pure version of the drug. I have no idea what #1 and #2 is tbh
Mulisha_Wes: Oh I like #4 lil bit better but that shit looks fire bro!!!
Krauser72: Yeah #4 is very rare here. But yea, this stuff has me nodding tf out. Heh
Toastburrito: I don't remember which is which but the difference between number three and number four is that one of them requires some citric acid mixed in it to be able to shoot. The other does not.
domsylvester: It’s like the difference between crack and coke, #3 is freebase form, #4 is salt form
aidenisntatank: It looks like green powder bruh I’ve never had H that looked green 🤣 maybe it’s the lighting
mooshmoosh420: A lot of people have to die so the world can get back to normal again
psilocybin_fiend: That still exists? lol wow. In America it’s 100% xylazine venzos and fentalogues. Even getting fent alone is near impossible. As you can probably tell everyone is dying up here.
mooshmoosh420: And the world is overpopulated big time
▀ Moonrock Molly
AshamedPush1: Looks like pork rinds
SirRolandTheIII: 📷 Quality Photographer: Oh damn, was thinking some kid of moonrock molly😂😂😭😭
Dbslaying89: Right? I was gonna say either some flaky ass Molly or possibly moonrocks. OP what’s it like to break through? And how long does it feel like you’re on it, I know it only lasts a few minutes but I heard that it seems like a long time.
that creature is the universe itself i feel, like how the human body has cells and all to make it function, i feel like we’re on an even smaller level than that to the universe -psychic-shitter:
Responsible_Fall_268: oh what, my dmt is yellow and crumbly
Mindless-Feature7817: I’ve only had dmt once is it was nn and way lighter in color is that 5-meo?
Psych0n4u7: No. As stated above, NN-DMT can end up in a variety of colors, including white. 5-meo-DMT is also usually an off-white powder usually I think. Only way to know for sure is you either extracted it yourself, or you test it.
Bonethugsfan99: those doughnuts with the apple crisp on it