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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 141 — 10-25-21

FIRE IN THE BELLY

An inmate being processed into an Alabama slammer was body-scanned with a .410 shotgun shell. The sheriff’s were left consternating… “Yes....we have just as many questions as you do.”

<>PULL QUOTE: “You are going to die.”

-Anonymous caller spooked a Mt. Kisco, New York man during an Oc…