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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1074 — 04—17—26
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Fleming resembles me somewhat from the rear -- and seated as he was at the telephone with his back to the door, it is possible that the blackjack wielder mistook him for me.’
-Jules Nehring, sales manager, after two thugs bludgeoned his underling
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ OL’ SKULLDUGGERY
▀ Circus Freak Woman Dies (New York, NY)
▀ German Coke Imports Blowing Up (Berlin, Germany)
▀ Woman Survives After 3-Ton Broadway Theatre Sign Plummet (New York, NY)
▀ Goons Who Blackjacked Realtor May Have Been Gunning For Boss (New York, NY)
Source: NY TIMES
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Gun Threat, Red-Haired Running And Screaming (Perry, OK)
▀ Cat In Crosshairs For Antagonizing Pooch (Durango, CO)
▀ Can’t Play Pretend Dial 911 (Durango, CO)
«SOURCE»
▀ Furniture Fleecers Under Scrutiny (Parma, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ Softy Out Of $60K To Support Syrian Army Ruse (Federal Way, WA)
▀ Man Tips Off Cops To His Maybe Make-Believe Assassins (Federal Way, WA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Spring Break Rules The Restless (Charleston, SC)
«SOURCE»
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Taggers Tagged (Costa Mesa, CA)
THE TAGGERS WERE riding e-bikes and were no match against cops’ drones keeping tabs from the sky.
The drone was deployed after the trio were accused of laying “fresh graffiti” on a wall along the Joann Bike Path.
After tracking the blight creators — they were arrested by officers on foot.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ (Lowell, MA)
SWAT TEAMS RAIDED a home armed with a warrant and took home as party favors 4.7 grams of cocaine, 19.4 grams of crack, 244.5 grams of fentanyl, and a brick of cash.
A couple was nabbed and charged with trafficking cocaine (18 grams or more) and trafficking fentanyl (200 grams or more).
▀ 50K M30s (Perris, CA)
IT WAS EXTRA blue on Lake View Drive.
On April 15, deputies paid a visit to a home and took Ignacio Lares, 50, into custody.
They also took into custody 50,000 fentanyl-pressed M-30 pills (fake Oxycodone).
▀ Good Golly Molly (Marietta, GA)
THE LABORED FRUITS of a seizure in town.
Tipsters led the fuzz to a stash house.
In sum, 13 grams of suspected MDMA, about 127 grams of marijuana along with smaller additional amounts of marijuana, crack, two pistols, and $783.
▀ ‘Alien Runtz’ + Meth (Perry, OK)
⬛ UNCLE SAM’S & CO. AUCTION BLOCK
▀ Bling + Drip
▀ $17,300… Diamond + 14 Karat Rhodium Plated Rose Gold Custom ‘Gas Packs’ Pendant (Pflugerville, TX) - U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Connecticut
4.5 inches wide with approx. (1969) 0.7 to 1.1mm round diamonds and (554) 2.5mm baguette diamonds, SI-1 to I-1/G-H-I, estimated 30.54 cttw. 174.3 grams.
▀ $35,100… 10 Karat Yellow + Rose Gold Cuban Link Chain (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Western District of Michigan
NECKLACE & PENDANT: [1] 10kt yellow and rose gold (Rose gold is surface applied over yellow) cuban link necklace set with (1.951) round single and full cut diamonds, estimated 27.45 cttw., H/I, SI1-SI2 (One diamond missing), 17mm wide x 22” long; [1] 10kt yellow and rose gold custom diamond pendant - “Stacks” with “88” on bale pave set with apprx.(690) round brilliant cut diamonds, apprx. 1.0 - 3.4mm, estimated 10.00 cttw., G-I, VS2-SI1, 3.25” wide x 3” tall; 544.1 grams
▀ $3,820… Diamond and 10 Karat Yellow Gold ‘YPN’ Pendant (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Connecticut
PENDANT: [1].3 inches wide with (235) 1.7mm and (275) 0.7mm round diamonds (a few missing). I-1/G-H-I, estimated 6.07 cttw. 61.6 grams. Profanity blurred for online listing.
▀ $5,745… Diamond + 10 Karat Yellow Gold ‘YPN’ Pendant (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Connecticut
2.5 inches in diameter with (228) 1.7mm and (1492) 1.0mm round diamonds (a few missing), SI-1 to I-1/G-H-I, estimated 19.48 cttw. 89.2 grams. Profanity blurred for online listing.
▀ Iced Out 18 Karat Rose Gold Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Watch (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of California
37mm case, silver tone dial with Grande Tapisserie pattern, date @ 3:00, skeleton back, automatic movement, 18k bracelet; (40) round brilliant cut diamonds, 1.6mm-1.7mm = an estimated 0.80 carats, E/F, VVS-VS;Cal. 3120, #AV5223; Ref. 15451OR.ZZ.1256OR.01; Case Number LA6466T. 177.2 grams total weight. Watch running at the time of examination (2/25) but not assessed for duration or time keeping accuracy
⬛ BARTERTOWN
▀ Trees + Fungi + Rx + ???
▀ Best ‘P1ug’ In Town (Los Angeles, CA)
▀ Coke / Bars / M30 / Oxy / Crystal (New York, NY)
▀ $500… ‘Blues / Ice / Ladders / Ice / M30 (Santa Monica, CA)
▀ Top Tier (Lower Manhattan, NY)
▀ Happy Growing (Colorado Springs, CO)
▀ Great Flower (Denver, CO)
▀ Roxy, 30s… (West Hollywood, CA)
▀ 420 (San Francisco, CA)
▀ Buddy System (Highland, CA)
▀ Never Been Used Sex Doll (Las Vegas, NV)
▀ Middle Aged Granny Wants To Box Rival (Las Vegas, NV)
▀ Pew Pews(Fresno, TX)
▀ $80… Crossman F4 Rifle .177 Caliber (Ocala, FL)
⬛ DOPE PICS
▀ Bitcoin Molly
▀ New Valium aka Bud (800mg Pregabalin xtal)
Source: Reddit
⬛ FRESCO
▀ LOVE (Lower East Side, NY)
▀ HIDE ONE
▀ ICH - Maine
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