MMM

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 997 — 08—08—25

Illustration: Rob Weiss

<> PULL QUOTE: ‘When my father heard me come up stairs last night he cried 'Who's there?' I did not answer but let him have it. Then I went to my mother's room and shot her.’

-Warren Vandervoort, 17, confessed to offing both his parents and fibbing to a farmer that they were killed by robbing kidnappers

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<Sheriff Dep. Sol Rubin: 'I'm a deputy and you are under arrest.’

Sheriff Dep. Abe Subitzky: ‘So am I and you are under arrest.’

-Two sheriffs deputies tussle over a baseball that landed in driver’s new car

Until the next ones… -MMM

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⬛ OL’ SKULLDUGGERY

▀ Ivy League-Bound Confesses To Slaying Parents After Years Of Mindgames (Anderson, IA)

▀ Hookey-Playing Jailbirds Outed By Subs’ Poor Penmanship Test (Brooklyn, NY)

▀ Deputies Trade Blows, Claim Arrests In Baseball Hullabaloo (North Pelham, NY)

SOURCE: THE NY TIMES

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⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER

▀ Twister Destroys Chix Coop (Decatur, TX)

▀ Family Affray (Decatur, TX)

«SOURCE»

▀ Intruder Obsessed With Man’s Daughter, Stabs Him With Used Needle (Denton, TX)

«SOURCE»

▀ Blitzed Bird Giver (Moscow, ID)

▀ The Punk Who Screamed ‘Fire’ (Moscow, ID)

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⬛ EVIDENCE ART

▀ Dope Driving In Loaded And Stolen Ride (Birmingham, AL)

HE WAS ROLLING deep in a hot Hyundia.

Deputies took notice of Nicholas Pritchett driving on Liod Noland Parkway back on July 12.

They searched the car and discovered the car he was driving had been reported stolen.

A search of the car led to the suspicion that the 23-year-old was packing the ride with a ghost AR-15-style pistol, 56 grams of meth, 103 grams of MJ, 5 Hydrocodone pills, and a digital scale.

HAUL: Ghost AR-15 style pistol, 56 grams of methamphetamine; 103 grams of MJ, 5 Hydrocodone pills, and a digital scale

RAP: Drug Trafficking; Unlawful Possession of a Controlled Substance; Unlawful Possession of Marijuana 1st Degree; Receiving Stolen Property; Using False Identity to Avoid Arrest/Hindering Prosecution; Possession of Drug Paraphernalia; and Felony Probation Violation

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⬛ UNCLE SAM’S & CO. AUCTION BLOCK

▀ Bling + Drip

▀ >$8,380… Diamond & 10 Karat Yellow Gold ‘Guapo’ Pendant And Cuban Link Chain (Mesquite, TX) - AGENCY: Mesquite Police Department

Pendant is 3.5 inches wide. (1054) round diamonds and (304) baguette diamonds, SI/G-H-I, estimated 11.00 cttw. Chain is 22 inches long and 10.8mm wide with (3165) round diamonds, estimated 10.55 cttw and (1261) baguette diamonds, estimated 16.40 cttw. 161.6 grams. NOTE: Missing Link Section

▀ >$2,525… Synthetic Diamond And Synthetic Ruby ‘No Frauds’ Pendant and Diamond Tennis Necklace In 10 Karat Gold (Mesquite, TX) - AGENCY: Mesquite Police Department

(333) round lab diamonds, VS/F-G, estimated 16.50 cttw. (53) round synthetic rubies (one missing), estimated 4.24 cttw. Chain is 22 inches long wth (178) 2mm round diamonds, SI-2 to I-1/K-L-M, estimated 5.34 cttw. 84.0 grams.

▀ >$485… Grillz (Mesquite, TX) - AGENCY: Mesquite Police Department

▀ $552K… ‘14 Ferrari 458 Speciale (Tucson, AZ) - AGENCY: U.S. Department of the Treasury

▀ >$311K… ‘16 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 (Tucson, AZ) - AGENCY: U.S. Department of the Treasury

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⬛ BARTERTOWN

▀ Trees + Fungi + Rx + ???

▀ Blues / Coke / Ice / Bars / Fetty (Henderson, NV)

▀ Blues (Long Beach, CA)

▀ ‘China 30’ (West Hollywood, CA)

▀ ‘Coke’ / ‘Blues’ / ‘Crystal’ / ‘Fetty’ (Inglewood, CA)

▀ Blues / Coke / Ice / Bars / Oxy / Fetty (Glendale, CA)

▀ Lean + Runtz (Las Vegas, NV)

▀ Shrooms (Sun Valley, CA)

▀ $14,500… Burial Plots (North Hollywood, CA)

▀ (Pacific Beach, CA)

▀ ‘Bespoke Companionship + More… Women Only’ (New York, NY)

▀ ‘Favorite Fantasies’ (New York, NY)

▀ Free Spankings (New York, NY)

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⬛ DOPE PICS

▀ UK Getting Pure Lately!

Severe_Lettuce2915: It’s been pure for a good few years now. It’s also the cheapest it’s been in a very long time!!

Low_Isopod_8045: Very nice mate

▀ Another Batch Of Mephedrone

amongus420sussy: Mephedrone is 4-mmc right ? Also how would you describe it? Is it euphoric like would u recommend it ? I take Vyvanse and I used to do a fuck ton of meth b4 so is it similar

ultimateWhitey (responding to^): 4-mmc or mephedrone or Mcat is imo the best drug there is pure serotonin euphoria combined with dopamine is lovely

amongus420sussy: That sounds fire as hell I might have to try it what’s the best way to consume it

Pie_Strict466: snorting is very fiending oral is smoother less tweaks

ultimateWhitey (responding to^): Snorting then Boofing brother 1gram lines 2 gram boofs

WowItsBilly: oral and snort an hour after

Silver_Echidna2500: haven’t seen mcat in years

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⬛ FRESCO

▀ ZWON… How?!?

Key_Reception932: yeah i dont know what kind of harness hes rockin to support his massive fuckin nuts dude

_beato: blackhawk heli rappel down while the boys fire the 50cal at insurgents and the ground assault team secures the perimeter for ZWON - the top operative in clandestine operations

_beato: i mean yeah you can literally see the space force radar plane in the background, it’s so obvious i mean jeez

RexxVFX: He’s on a 3 kill streak, so he has a UAV in the sky.

vampire_dog: ladder in the tower, rappel down

ilikebeens2: He's a sick ass foo that's for sure

GasDue9263: Stilts

RexxVFX: Toggle creative mode and fly up to the top

WatercressTrick9708: Jetpack

SillyTr1x: This is the way

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