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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 257 — 09-10-22

<>PULL QUOTE: ‘You motherfucker… That’s what you fucking get.’

-Driver groused at innocent man after mowing him down in an Idaho Falls shopping center parking lot.

<Runner-up: “Here's some of your booze back. Since we took it we've been sorry a whole lot.”

-Missive left by nameless thieves who decided …