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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1079 — 06—19-26
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ OL’ SKULLDUGGERY
▀ Bridge Leaper Died To ‘Take A Swim’ (Harlem, NY)
▀ Dad Summons Law To His Murder-Suicide (Lansdale, PA)
▀ Stenographer Calls Life Quits (New York, NY)
▀ Unabomber’s Cabin
THE CABIN THAT Ted Kaczynski, aka the Unabomber, is stored in an FBI storage facility in California.
SOURCE: Reddit
▀ Gambling Racket At Carnival Raided (New York, NY)
SOURCE: NY TIMES
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ McAfee Antivirus Scam (Parma, OH)
▀ House Hosed (Parma, OH)
▀ The ‘Ol Lottery Winnings Through Amazon Gift Cards (Parma, OH
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▀ Stop Sign Showdown (Denton, TX)
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▀ Couple Duped Store Clerk, Then Tried To Mow Him Down (Denton, TX)
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▀ Kiltless Scot Caught Tinkling On Beantown Wall (Boston, MA)
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▀ Not-So-Skinny Dipper (Frankfurt, KY)
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▀ Stolen Semi Found Ditched In New Jersey (Countryside, IL)
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▀ Fare Busted Stiffing Hack (Charleston, SC)
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▀ Poultry Massacre (Safford, AZ)
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▀ Puppy Perpy Love (Gillette, WY)
▀ Shooting Range Trespasser (Gillette, WY)
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⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Unfair Game (San Louis Obispo, CA)
POACHERS WERE NABBED for felling various “out-of-season” upland game birds.
A tipster led wildlife officers back on May 14 to a car travelling with the fresh kills.
The officers spotted the air rifle (favored weapons for poachers because of its low octave) and feathers floating around the car.
A closer look turned up a dead hen turkey, a California quail and a mourning dove.
The hunter who gluttonously offed the fowl was booked into the San Luis Obispo County Jail on multiple wildlife violations.
▀ Raid Results In Whopping Dope Score (Culpeper, VA)
ALL KINDS OF bad shit was seized by narcos.
The total take yielded 35,000 fentanyl-pressed pills, half coke bricks, full coke bricks, ounces, 1/4’s, 1/8ths and some all cut up in different shapes and sizes, crack, heroin, fentanyl, and meth.
Culpeper County Sheriff Timothy W. Chilton:
I’m not saying any names not posting any arrest pictures for a few reasons. Some are awaiting court and some are snitching like a mutha. (Brutally Honest) Those of you that don’t know the game can look up cooperation and figure it out… Not many Sheriff’s or Chief’s would give you this kind of stuff to show you that we have a problem in Virginia, but we’re knocking them down one by one in each county, town or city. Everybody wants to show you and tell you how much of a dent they’re putting in the drug trade. Or how big their arrest percentage is, most of those amounts are inflated and the dollar amounts on the seized drugs are broken down to the smallest increment to make the biggest wow factor in some instances. I don’t look at those numbers, I look at the dope, money and guns our guys are seizing. Thats the real win!
▀ Blades, Buds, & Brass (New Britain, CT)
A TABLE was loaded with all kinds of dope and weapons from a recent takedown. There were 23 guns, over nine kilos of cocaine, over a kilo of raw fentanyl, and 3,500 packets of fentanyl, over 15 pounds of MJ, four cars, and thousands of dollars in drug proceeds.
▀ $1M In Dope And Cash (Houston, TX)
THE HAUL WAS substantial.
DEA agents raided a trap house back on May 29.
They bagged 18 guns, more than $1 million in bulk cash and assets, and several pounds of synthetic marijuana.
⬛ UNCLE SAM’S & CO. AUCTION BLOCK
▀ Bling + Drip
▀ 1/2 Diamond + 10k White Gold Grillz (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Western District of Kentucky
(tested) dental grill. (157) 1.3mm round diamonds (three are missing), SI/G-H-I, estimated 2.00 cttw. 6.0 grams.
▀ >$8,840… Louis Vuitton Steamer PM Sahara Crocodile + Gold toned Hardware (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Oregon
Brown internal leather. Bag dimensions: H 10.75 x L 12.5 x W 6 inches. Two internal slip pockets. One top zipped pocket. LV Dust bag with 2 keys, lock, name tag, rain bag, care booklet. Three dust bags. One for bag with LV logo, one for strap and one for documentation. Padlock front closure. Strap is 27 inches end to end. Handle drop is 4.5. Internal pillow H .5 x L 9.5 x W 3.5. Cites Report Documentation. Certificate Number: 20SG002522CR. Skin is Nile Croc/Zambia. Bag has an internal RFID Chip. The bag is in excellent condition. Made in France.
▀ >$12,050… Louis Vuitton x Virgil Abloh Mat Brown Crocodile Keepall 40 with Blue and Brown trim (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Oregon
Hide is Nile Crocodile. Report ID: 20SG011048CR/Zambia. The bag is from the Paris Fashion Week 2021. White hardware for zipper and strap attachments. One internal zipped pocket. Interior is coated in black leather. Bag has lock and small dust bag with two keys, blue leather name tag is attached to handle. Bag is H 10 x L 16 x W 9. Strap drop is 17 adjustable. Handle is 4.5. Bag has an internal RFID chip. No dust bag or box. There are some scuff marks in a few spots on the main leather of the bag. The bag is in very good condition. Made in France.
▀ Plainfield Machine M1 Rifle (City of Industry, CA)
▀ >$64,500… 2024 Tesla Cybertruck Cyberbeast (Houston, TX)
▀ >$255K… 2016 Ferrari 488 Spider (Houston, TX) - U.S. Marshals Service
⬛ BARTERTOWN
▀ Trees + Fungi + Rx + ???
▀ ‘Relaxing’ Flower (Denver, CO)
▀ Blues / / 30s / Coke / Fett / China / Bars (Portland, OR)
▀ Blues / Snow (Los Angeles, CA)
▀ Fett / Snow / 30s / Coke / Crystal (Burbank, CA)
▀ Various Strains (Los Angeles, CA)
▀ 🔵 /❄️ / 💊 / 🧊 / 💊 - (Henderson, NV)
▀ Blues (Torrance, CA)
▀ Mushies (Seattle, WA)
▀ Indoor Flower (Calabasas, CA)
▀ $100 / Oz. … Indoor Flower (Huntington Park, CA)
▀ Flower 4… Movies (Digital Codes) / Skills (Painting, Tile Work, Illustrator, Content Creation) (Sylmar, CA)
▀ 420 Various Strains, Concentrates (Los Angeles, CA)
▀ Primo (Campbell, CA)
▀ $125/Zips… (Citrus Heights, CA) ‘Fresh N Frosty’
▀ ‘Emerald Wedding Anniversary Cake’ / ‘Zkittlez Dream’ (Arcata, CA)
▀ One Stop Flower (Los Angeles, CA)
▀ Blue Dream (Arcata, CA)
▀ Antique Bed Pan! (Redmond, WA)
▀ $450… 2 x Sex Dolls (West Hollywood, CA) ‘Not Properly Taken Care Of.’
▀ Nude Maid… (Palm Springs, CA) - ‘Deep Cleaning Extra’
▀ Ammo (Homosassa, FL)
▀ $800… Kimber 9mm (Rogersville, AL)
⬛ ROSY THORNS
▀ Random Doorknocker Disappears
Toirneach: I’d be afraid he was casing the joint to rob it, or see when you are home. Call the non emergency number for the police and report it, then be extra careful with your locks.
loginthenregister: In my area someone has been going door to door asking where the hospital is, asking for a ride then leaving. It made the news, I’d be careful
maidrey: Omg that’s a horror movie there
theRandomTiger: Yeah, make a police report so that they know what’s wrong. Also, try to write down any details you remember about him, and think about where any nearby cameras might be located. I’m worried for this guy too. Telling the police is definitely better than nothing. It might be the last anyone’s seen of him for awhile.
⬛ DOPE PICS
▀ Afghan H
▀ H Pyramids
▀ Space Face
▀ 👃❄️
Snow-Miserable: That is some beautiful cocaine ...
Klonopussy: If you ever wanna know what ❄️ is like drink 6 Red Bulls and flush hundreds of dollars down the toilet but that’s pretty stuff
Pyp926 (responding to^): ❄️ ain’t shit like caffeine. Good product is euphoric as hell, doesn’t make you jittery, and doesn’t make me nearly as anxious as caffeine (at lower doses though). The hundreds of dollars down the toilet is very true though. Been there done that. Self control is a beautiful thing though. Even for an addict/alcoholic like myself, I hit a point where I can have the shit at home and not touch it for days or even weeks if i don’t want to. Wasn’t a very happy story or easy path to get here though. But 3 nice sized lines 2 days a week will really liven things up for me.
WalgreensBeans: I’ll take an oz plz
chinacat44: It’s gorgeous
wishesandhopes: I got some like this today to test, it’s def off a brick from South/central America, not washed, but I’m worried about heart issues, I don’t have the best heart even though I’m young but I’m hoping if I kept my doses at less than a point or two total in a night I’d be okay, and only do it every few months at absolute most
Pyp926 (responding to^): Yeah, this came from a half brick. It’s been a consistent supply for half a decade now, no drop in quality. I was buying smaller amounts like 8balls when I first got this stuff, so I didn’t quite appreciate it until I started buying boulders like this. As someone who’s lost their mind on the ❄️ (and various other substances) over the years, you gotta tread lightly with gear like this. A point or two every few months is where you wanna be. Just take it slowly because with no tolerance even a decent sized line will jack up your HR real quick. Bumps are your friend (I shouldn’t have said “nice sized lines” bc I really do only take bumps now), just slowly build yourself up to a point or two in one night. No need to race yourself there, the older you get, the more prevalent the heart damage will be. Benzos are your best friend too. Never drink on this stuff, shit is awful for your liver. I love Valium since it kicks in slowly and is more subtle: slowly speeds things up, slowly speed them down, and Valium will KO me everytime. My original compromise, after going a little crazy again for the first time in years this past Thanksgiving, was 1.5g every two weeks, and even that is a death sentence to maintain for the next decade or so. Im off the shit for the time being. Consider yourself lucky to have access to stuff like this, and do so by not abusing it. Abuse it, nd you’re far from lucky, you’re cursed to have shit this good at your fingertips.
antioquiacraft: Never drink on this stuff, shit is awful for your liver. To be frank--and despite the warnings--I’ve never personally met a coke user who follows this advice. I’m not encouraging drinking. Realistically...I don’t think my experience is an exception.
snushomie: I’d even go further that for most coke users the whole point of coke is to be able to drink when out and not get too drunk to where it makes you sloppy and tired but still enjoy all the alcohol confidence, but without the long lasting effects of other stims that keep you up for days. At least in the UK.
⬛ FRESCO
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