MMM
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1068 — 01—12—26
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Dear Mother: I’m being taken away. If I’m not out in two minutes I’ll be killed.’
-Louise Marckes, 17, in letter she left behind while being kidnapped from Brooklyn home
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ OL’ SKULLDUGGERY
▀ Kidnapped Daughter Scribes Note ‘I’m Being Taken Away!’ (Brooklyn, NY) - Jan. 9, 1924
▀ Wily Bandits Striking All Over Town - Jan. 09, 1924
SOURCE: THE NY TIMES
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Perp Caught Painting Target Dressing Room Walls And Bikini Swimsuit With His Magic Wand (New Lenox, IL)
«SOURCE»
▀ Beligerent BMW Passengers (Parma Heights, OH)
▀ Sheisted (Parma Heights, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ Pooch Sale Scam (Morris Township, PA)
▀ Bad Check Writer Wrung (Guilford, NC)
«SOURCE»
▀ Nervous Engineer? (Grass Valley, CA)
▀ Bat Wielder Waiting At Door Crying ‘Sir, Yes Sir!’ (Grass Valley, CA)
▀ Perilous Call (Grass Valley, CA)
▀ See Something, Say WTF! (Grass Valley, CA)
▀ It Is Rattlesnake Road, After All (Grass Valley, CA)
▀ Misgiving Car Buyer Freaks When Car Dealing Mob Shows Up At His Home Waving Flashlights… And All He Can Do Is Play Some Smooth Jazz (Grass Valley, CA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Armored Carrier Bandit (Chicago, IL)
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Coffee Shop Has Car Trouble (Gettysburg, PA)
A GOON WITH a need for speed in someone else’s stolen ride took state troopers on a waltz around town before torpedoing into a coffee shop.
The suspect started stirring up road troubles at around 4:30 a.m. on Friday along 394/94 in Reading Township.
A pursuit spawned after attempts were made to get the driver to pull over for a traffic stop. Instead the speedster traveled at a “high rate of speed” and lost control at the intersection of Carlisle Pike and Stoney Point Road where it severed a building.
The driver was rushed to a hospital. Meanwhile the Three Arrows and New Horizon coffee shop was forced to shutter.
The shop alerted patrons its doors were officially unable to close and therefore they coudln’t open for business.
It reads: Unfortunately, police called early this morning notifying us there was a chase and a car in our dining hall.”
▀ Beekeeper Goes Bankrobbing (Iowa City, IA)
AN OMINOUS FIGURE stood before a bank teller demanding bread.
The stout built menace stepped into the Hills Bank branch located on Muscatine Avenue at around 10:15 a.m. on Friday.
The thief pressed the teller for the drawer dough and then took off on foot.
▀ Cyber Stuck (Oakland, CA)
A TESLA TRUCK driver thought they might be able to outrun the fuzz in their spiffy wheels.
The Sunday night dare was accepted by Golden State highway patrol officers who had other ideas.
Deployed spike strips destroyed the rear wheel and appears to have flattened the front one as well.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Dope Slinger Pistol Whips Then Caps Off On Robber Before He’s Singing Jailhouse Rock (Beach Park, IL)
AN OPPORTUNISTIC BANDIT tried fleecing a dope slinger at his home and took a round and then tipped authorities off on the “victim’s” smorgusboard of coke and cash.
Minutes after 8 p.m. the one time neighbor, Brian Wisch paid a visit to his 67-year-old hustler neighbor’s trailer, entering through the glass storm door inside of Beach Park located on Sheridan Road on Sheridan Road.
The unnamed victim claimed he was defending himself when he launched an attack that sent the 47-year-old in retreat.
The victim claimed to have been held up for cash and then endured a pounding.
But investigators would cme to find out that it was Wisch who suffered the worst of it.
The two tussled over a gun, with the elder “victim” getting the upper hand and then pistol-whipping Wisch and firing off a slug to his gut.
On Jan. 9, Wisch was nabbed for the home invasion. He was taken to a hospital to tend to his gunshot wound.
They soon learned the man Wisch was trying to rip off was allegedly hustling dope out of his home.
They secured a search warrant and discovered two pounds of blow and $500,000.
HAUL:
Two pounds of cocaine and $500,000
RAPS:
Home Invasion, two Counts of armed robbery, unlawful use of a weapon by a felon
*Drug-related charges against the victim are pending.
BACKTALK:
Xavier Harris: Dude owed him money
Tiffany Allegretti: Why are drug related charges likely in the future? Two lbs of coke?!?! 😒
Rob Butkus: Dude had 500k and was living in a trailer. Very smart not showing or flaunting his money.
Kari Kathleen: Wait, the guy had half a mil in cocaine and there’s no current drug charges? And the other guy invaded his house and pistol whipped the guy and he was released? Do I have this story correct?
Adrian Zimmer: Cash enough for some road repairs in Lake County!
Felicia Johnson: Holy crap 500k? And he’s living in beach park??Lol.
David Williams: Half a million in cash, just sitting in a double wide in Beach Park. You just can’t make this stuff up…..wow.
Churchuf Ryantology: There goes my Saturday night
Denise Cassara: What a twist…lol
Melody Mozart: You mean trailer park.
Anthony Morrow: Someone didn’t have their weekly payment
Kurt Gnorski: Lots of drug dealing in the mobile home parks in beach park. Drug Traffickers Lie. Wow that’s a crazy plot twist.
Neal Neubauer: A lot of his users are really bummed out
Chrissy Wright: He beat up the plug!!!
▀ Nantucket Baller Busted (Hyannis, MA)
THE BUGS BUNNY-LABELED coke brick, the fanned cash and the vacuum packed powder and aphetamines — all were shown off after busting a sunsetting suspected dope pusher.
Edward Gillespie, 62, was pinched on the late morning of Jan. 8 attempting to move product from the island to Hyannis.
The arrest had authorities honing at the man’s home and bagging 1,141 grams of cocaine, 68 grams of amphetamine pills, and nearly $10,000.
⬛ UNCLE SAM’S & CO. AUCTION BLOCK
▀ Bling + Drip
▀ Heart-Shaped Grillz II (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Western District of Texas
10 karat yellow gold dental jewelry with heart shaped design cut outs, 2.4 grams
▀ Grillz (Pflugerville, TX)
Two (2) 10k white gold tested tooth molds; (412) round brilliant cut diamonds, 1.4mm-1.6mm = an estimated 5.95 carats, Good/I-J/SI1-I1; 22.6 grams
▀ 10 Karat Yellow Gold Stamped Necklace w/ ‘SOS / ‘STACK OR STARVE’ Pendant (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Western District of Kentucky
26 inches long, 9.75mm wide; (950) round brilliant cut diamonds, 1.3mm-1.5mm = an estimated 10.50 carats, Good/H-I/SI1-SI2; missing 1 diamond; 247.5 grams
▀ 12K Yellow Gold Stamped & Tested ‘Big Soulja’ Pendant (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Western District of Missouri
3.5 inches wide; (715) round brilliant cut diamonds, 1.2mm-2.1mm = an estimated 10.50 carats, Good/I/SI1-I1; 87.5 grams.
▀ ‘A Block 5128’ 10 Karat Yellow Gold Custom Diamond Pendant (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Texas
PENDANT: [1] 10kt yellow gold custom diamond pendant with “A Block 5128” in raised lettering and “6” over bale; pave set with apprx. (2,118) round brilliant cut diamonds, apprx. 1.2 - 2.2 mm, estimated 27.00 cttw., J-L, SI2-I2 (several diamonds missing; 5.25” tall x 4” wide; 246.9 grams
▀ 18kt Rose Gold Patek Philippe Nautilus Self-Winding Watch (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania
Light/Dark gradient dial with applied hour markers; 40mm case with sapphire crystal case back, Rose gold bracelet with Nautilus fold-over clap; Model 5711/1, S/N 6191132, 7055369. Watch running at the time of examination (12/16) but not assessed for duration or time keeping accuracy.
WATCH: «VIDEO»
▀ 18 Karat Rose Gold Custom Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Double Balance Wheel Openworked Automatic Watch (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania
Skeleton type open dial; 41mm case; 18kt bracelet with deployant clasp; Bezel, case and bracelet set with aftermarket baguette diamonds, estimated 52.00 cttw., G/H, VS clarity;
WATCH: «VIDEO»
▀ $85,500… ‘23 Bentley Flying Spur - Plug-In Hybrid (Opa-Locka, FL)
⬛ BARTERTOWN
▀ Trees + Fungi + Rx + ???
▀ 30s / Oxy / Roxy (San Jose, CA)
▀ 30s / Addys (Los Altos, CA)
▀ Viagra + Cialis (Oakley, CA) ‘Sexual Performance Help’
▀ ‘Blues / Rocy / Coke (Santa Monica, CA)
▀ Cookies / Runtz / Gelato (Sacramento, CA)
▀ Blue Zushi, OG Wax… (Tulare, CA)
▀ Cherry Pie Flowers (Arcata, CA)
▀ 30s (Monterey Park, CA)
▀ Blues (Santa Monica, CA)
▀ 420 (Fresno, CA)
▀ ‘Space Station’ (Madera, CA)
▀ Blues / Roxy / Coke / Fett (Santa Monica, CA)
▀ Blues Plug (Pasadena, CA)
▀ $600… Wax / Crumble / Sugar / Badder
⬛ DOPE PICS
▀ Champagne + Wine
warmturdluver666: geez buddy !
SirDerpingt0n: I haven’t had MDMA in years. The last time I bought some I got 2 pills and 2 capsules filled with “Molly”. Well, the capsules had bath salts in them instead of Molly. Luckily my friend took those first and let me know, so I threw those away. The pills were awesome though.
SuspiciousDriver2008: nice
globbythegreat: my vendors got both, which do you prefer? one more rolly and one more chill?
BlasphemousColors: If its MDMA it’ll be mdma with both. It’s marketing gimmicks. Mdma is mdma unless its cut with something or something else entirely. The differing Colour’s are different synthesis impurities, none of which should be active
globbythegreat: I am gonna assume the purple has more impurities? or all just different ones?
itshydro_69: Yes purple usually implies some sort of heavy metal impurity, or just straight up food dye!
▀ Pure USA H
FahQBerrymuch: It’s like not even fair. 8) Stopped looking years ago. (Midwest) Enjoy!
Moony97: Same I’m where the Cardinals play and it’s usually shitty stuff. I found better stuff when I was more mobile and could find samples more but lost a lot of numbers.
AlasTheKing444: It’s bad. My people keep fucking with me when I ask for the good stuff. They keep saying it’s all the same and I’m like no bro, you’ve given it to me before and you even used to say “yes it’s the good good” Every 2/9 bags now if that is actually good shit.
Calm-Department8215: Ya pretty sure every cap i had out there even WAY back like 2014-16 was more than likely h with fent. Or HEAVILY cut fent.
itztatz: How much was it? SEA#4 is so expensive. I got a one time deal the first time I bought it and I’ll never get it again.. 30$ for a g and cause they were late shipping they threw in an extra one and a gram of K.. I was so happy.. then my friend scammed me out of a gram only paid 60 for it the lucky fucker
killketamine: wow dope and k, my fav😍
Calm-Department8215: Super jealous! I just SUPER over pay on script percs when i wanna party like that now cuz ever since fetti/traq/iso/ect… entered the chat it just became FUCKED. this gotta be someone down wit the 🧅 cuz i don’t think that shit get into America any other way lol. Fuckin enjoy!! And please be careful of course!!
Doja_Boy_Devo: From the onion isles ?
Dom_Mom116: Good for you! Im jealous over here.
Old-Set-9995: I order onions to get that shit but you still gotta do your research and read descriptions and reviews, but I’ve had good luck.
BlueHDMIV: Facts always read the review and start with a small order first / test it. Usually if all is good I buy more from the vendor
Environmental-Fix165: I’ve gotten that color many times. It.was still tranq
Adventurous-Soup5874 (responding to^): lol no tranq here
Mother_of_Hurl: Rare find in the states. Lucky you.
Adventurous-Soup5874 (responding to^): it’s not too rare nowadays. it’s making a comeback
chemicalbonny23: When I smoke H I always feel like gorging on sweets, not even with joints does it happen so strongly😹
workaccount1338: I also love EGGs in the morning
SOURCE: Reddit
⬛ FRESCO
▀ detoxify
MF_DOOM-MOTHAFUCKA: Insane !
Downtown_Flamingo361: Very dope 👌
pumpedeus: Shits too dope
Dank009: Sick
PNDubb_hikingclub: Fonty fresh
woodsidestory: Ridiculously impressive!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥😎
xChoke1x: Great work. Legal and commissioned, but great none the less.
Plurden14: this is the coolest style ever
▀ Theory’s Tribute Piece Hit
thetangible: Pablo is a real POS
Available_Property82: Probably some crackhead or child who doesn’t respect shit yet. At least most of it’s still visible.
Pale-Experience-4089: God damn Pablo back at it again..
iDom2jz: That’s fucked
nemethp13: Yeah, I’ve seen more Pablo action recently as well
▀ BATES
John Potts: Bates be getting in
David Faulkner: The master
Tim Comiskey: The homie Bates WCA!
Reuben Teeuw: Legend.